What can you really say about K1 Speed that hasn’t already been said in prior weeks. This team is building for the future and to hopefully not become the Shit Eating Skunks at the end of the season. Once again alone in this tier, there isn’t much to report after the 0-4 team is now 0-5. The good news is that this week is sneakily winnable vs the Pirates, and one that could send the Pirates season into a death spiral if K1 Speed can pull it off. Hubbard should be an auto starter this week. Maybe we’ll have more to talk about next week?

The Beer Wolves kick off the tier of 2 win teams. They move up a tier after their win, but don’t move up any places as I still trust this team the least out of all the two win teams. They really shouldn’t have won this week, considering the Slimes inexplicably benched keeper Malik Nabers for Wan’Dale Robinson, which cost them the matchup. The RB situation is still extremely dire, and this team is getting very unlucky with injuries. I still feel like they’re destined for the toilet bowl, but they needed a win and got that win. They have a tough game this week against For(th)ky Down and then the divisional back to back against Nathan, which could be 2-3 more losses.

After a nice start, the Slimes are now left with more questions than answers after a three game skid. This week featured a very concerning lack of trust in keeper Malik Nabers which cost this team the matchup. Surely we won’t see Nabers on the bench again this season when active. This team really needs their Browns (St. and Chase) to get it going again. And not to beat a dead horse.. but Jalen needs to do something too. The schedule is very tough the next three weeks as he gets his fill of Jack between the Orcas and the back to back vs Jackson looming. We could see a pivot from the Slimes if they cannot win 2/3 of these.

GIRTH has had an unlucky go of it this year, as the third most points in the league so far has only lead to two wins. This team proves how competitive this league is right now, as you can drop 160+ in a matchup and still lose by 20. I think this team really is a step ahead of the last two teams mentioned in this list, but since everyone has 2 wins here, why not keep them all together. Puka is an absolute freak, Allen can explode at any time, and Swift and Wilson have provided nice games. Hampton has been a major bust unfortunately, and may be the weak link of this team. GIRTH will have to decide to stick by him or make a move, but the RB depth is not great on this team to pivot away from him. This team will continue to challenge everyone they face, but are now a step behind in the playoff race.

The Pirates got a much needed win this week to get into the two win club. They delivered another big scoring week, now climbing up to the #2 scoring team on the year. It was a very balanced effort, as many contributed 15+ this week. Turpin has become a great floor guy and will likely be started the rest of the year. The thing holding this team back vs the rest of the two win squads is the fact that they don’t have any divisional wins or wins against top teams. If they can beat K1 Speed to get to .500, then I will bump myself back up again. For now, I am a dangerous loomer.

The Dikes delivered a solid week, but ultimately fell short of beating the Sharks. Now the Dikes get a great chance to get back to .500 in the Skunk off, where they face the current Shit Eating Skunks without Justin Jefferson. Dike has finally started to eat and has provided nice stability these past couple weeks. You’d want to see more from Jonathon Taylor going forward if you’re a Dikes fan, and Coker coming back would be awesome too. It looks like the team might be starting Rachaad White this week, who has some upside thanks to return yards. This is still a very fun team that is not a free win for any team in the league. I like them better than most two win teams.

The Orcas delivered their biggest win of the season against their toughest opponent yet, dropping a season high 173.9 points behind 60+ points from just Bowers and Likely alone. Jack has solidified himself as the official Jack of Super League after the Jack-off, and the only Jack with a ring. Since Bowers has returned, this team hasn’t scored below 138 points, which is pretty scary for everyone else. Granted, only one of those was a win, this week. This is certainly the most consistent 2 win team out there right now, and could still be a threat in the division and overall in the playoffs if you ask me. Jack and Eli take the crown over the giant tier of teams below .500.

The Moss division currently sports all of its teams in the top 6 in the standings, and a big part of that story is the success of the Skunks so far. This was their signature win of the season, dropping 160+ against Nathan’s Sacks in the City. This might be one of the best wins in franchise history, I couldn’t tell you a better one. I’ve talked a lot about how this team has a chance to be the best team this franchise has ever had, since no owner has gotten this team to a winning record or .500 before. I’m not saying the Skunks are gonna do it, but the way this season is unfolding, there’s now a pretty nice chance. When Bucky runs like this, anything is possible. They’ll have to hold off the Dikes without Jefferson this week, in a battle of the current Skunks vs old Skunks.

This team is breathing new life after an 0-2 start. Winning three straight is always awesome, but it’s even better when your team is consistent throughout those wins. Since deploying the empty lineup strategy, this team has won every game and dropped a consistent 135-140. Warren has been massive, McBride has been the superstar Curtis traded for, and Shaheed has continued to get over 10 a game with kickoff return yards. WFT’s biggest roadblock is the Parma Pirates, who they will face twice after week 6 wraps up. Even splitting those games would be crucial for this team. You can’t count Curt out, even when he makes few moves.

The Sacks were without Lamar Jackson this week but that turned out to be the least of their issues. Returner studs Skyy Moore and Deebo Samuel left their games early due to injury, and Deebo is going to miss significant time. Deebo is currently the WR7 for Super League this year, so this is a very big hit. Despite the loss, Sacks in the City remains in the drivers seat in the division, especially with the Beer Wolves being their divisional back to back starting week 7. This week they face the unbeaten Sharks in what could be a battle for a tiebreaker between non divisional opponents. Even without Deebo, the RBs are giving the Sacks a tremendous scoring floor each week. This team will still have a chance to beat anyone all season long.

Jackson takes his first loss of the season in the week 5 Jack-off, but honestly I saw this coming from early on in the season. Everyone knows that a Jack-off can be emotional and produce insane results. Even though they drop a place in this list and the standings, you have to be feeling great about this team’s odds of taking home a ring at the end of the season. The next three weeks are very winnable, including two divisional matchups vs the Slimes to get closer to locking up the division. It does make you wonder about what I said last week with K9 being so important to this team. He’s out and they lose. The good news is now he’s back and the rest of the team is still so good. A++++ season for this team despite this week’s result. And he makes a trade while I’m writing this. He’s on top of his game.

The Sharks take over at #1, as they remain unbeaten and now sit alone at the top of the Super League standings. I’ve been hesitant all season to put this team higher on the list due to the unknown factor behind many of its players. The Sharks have weaponized the new kick return rules better than any other team this season, bringing in multiple guys who are threats to score ~15+ points any week. Add in Cook and Gibbs who are 2 of the best young runners in the game, and then also add sharp picks and timely waiver additions. The rest of season schedule is looking tougher than the first stretch, starting with Sacks in the City this week, but the Sharks have proved enough to earn playoff lock status in my opinion. To think this was supposed to be the down season for this team, but they had other plans.