This is the low budget edition of the power rankings, but proof that I'll never use AI to write these polls no matter the situation. At least we have a week 1 ranking. Make sure your lineups are good for tonight's action!

12. Parma Pirates

The picks were punted for a reason, auto-drafted AI slop team will be fighting for relevancy all year before anticipated 2026 campaign.

11. Shit Eating Skunks

Much improved roster but still lacking scoring punch, Harrison Jr must return on investment, but much better than last year's team and has a chance to win games.

10. Need for K1 Speed

I don't trust this manager yet, but some decent pieces on the field, much to prove in the front office and in the depth.

9. For(th)ky Down

Pixar branded team makes me want to die, but this team should be in the playoff mix if they can best Slimes, K1 speed.

8. Washington Fantasy Team

High ceiling but relies on smelly Jets; this top manager will reshape roster into stronger group.

7. SLATTS SLIMES

Finally added second T to name, some major players but many are young, or boom or bust; could be 1st or last in scoring on any week.

6. Rubber Buckys

Best team name they've had with the best roster they've had, does rely on Pittman again though.

5. GIRTH

Huge turnaround from last season, high ceiling, and room for the floor to grow, yet some questions on the roster.

4. The Bridge Road Orcas

Rock solid starting lineup that will win games if healthy.

3. Zark's Sharks

Stellar big three with solid supporting cast, but depth may be tested in the long run.

2. Sacks in the City

Defending champs combine superstar talent with smart picks; should be in the hunt for a divisional title.

1. Bona Vista Beer Wolves

Deepest team in the league by a country mile, but starters could be tested.