Things are getting very interesting down the stretch. Several teams thought they were headed one direction, just to be whiplashed into another direction for better or worse. The MMCC wraps up this week, with money and FAAB on the line, with the universal tiebreaker as well. Super League never takes a week off.

REMINDER - Trade deadline in one week! Trades can go until midnight EST on next Wednesday.

-Commish

12.Need for K1Speed (—)

Need for K1Speed is realistically eliminated from playoff contention. I will evaluate the eliminated teams toilet bowl and 2026 standings in the week 13 and 14 editions of this article.

11.Team curritooooo (—)

Curry is realistically eliminated from playoff contention. I will evaluate the eliminated teams toilet bowl and 2026 standings in the week 13 and 14 editions of this article.

10.Parma Pirates (—)

Parma Pirates are realistically eliminated from playoff contention. I will evaluate the eliminated teams toilet bowl and 2026 standings in the week 13 and 14 editions of this article.

9.Washington Fantasy Team (📉-1)

WFT is realistically eliminated from playoff contention. I will evaluate the eliminated teams toilet bowl and 2026 standings in the week 13 and 14 editions of this article.

8.The Bridge Road Orcas (📈+1)

The Orcas suddenly have life down the stretch of the season. I should have known better than to think this team was going to bottom out. They never have, and probably never will. They absolutely need help, and to win some pretty tough matchups. It's unlikely, but a three game win streak with #12 coming to town next gives them a chance to get back to .500. That's insane after this team railed off 5 straight losses earlier this season. Jack and Eli claim it's because CMC was a cancer to the team, and those are pretty harsh words for the franchise legend who helped win the first Super League championship. But that was a while ago now, and a lot has changed. The Orcas feel fun again.

7.For(th)ky Down (—)

Jackson texted me about playoff scenarios this week. I couldn't believe it, as he's been focused on rebuilding for the majority of the season. And now that he's above .500, it's real. This could all come down to a week 14 matchup against GIRTH. Both teams sit at 6-5 right now, and if GIRTH were to lose to the Beer Wolves this week, Jackson is suddenly in the top 6. You can't make this shit up. This team was headed for the trash incinerator this year, but now the claw has picked them up and given them hope. This is what sports is about. Godspeed, Jackson.

6.GIRTH (📉-2)

GIRTH can't catch a break. They had a chance to win in week 11 but fell short due to multiple flops and the Falcons D shitting the bed. This week turns into a must win as teams are hot on GIRTH's snail trail, and it comes against no other than the Bona Vista Beer Wolves. GIRTH had to be rooting for Bona Vista to get flexed into the cup this week, but get no break yet again. They are favored in the matchup, but it should be close. There is a real scenario where GIRTH falls out of the playoffs now, which is very sad considering that this was one of the top teams preseason with the pick accumulation they had. It goes to show you two things - fantasy is luck and Super League ain't easy.

5.Sacks in the City (📈+1)

Nathan got back in the winning column this week, but it wasn't the prettiest win. Now the schedule turns to their favor for the next two matchups with WFT and the Orcas (on paper, but they've been hot). If they can win those, then Sacks in the City will make it in the playoffs for the third straight season. Lamar, CMC, Bijan, and Henry are all lining up this week, which should be extremely hard to top if you're WFT. The Sacks could be a first round playoff team that you don't want to face, but their record and lackluster Cup performance makes me give them a fifth place right now.

4.SLATTS SLIMES (📈+2)

The Slimes got some help in the schedule as they prepare to face the Pirates for the second straight week, instead of the red hot Sharks. The team finally broke their franchise record for wins, now having an above .500 season with no signs of slowing down. There's a chance this team walks away with the number one seed, but would need a Sharks loss to make it happen. A BYE is very much in play here, despite everything that's happened to them this season. Josh Jacobs' health will be one to keep your eyes on as the playoffs draws closer. Somehow, the Slimes are in position for a divisional title and more.

3.Bona Vista Beer Wolves (📉-1)

The Beer Wolves lose a key match up to the Sharks in week 11, and fail to reach the Mickey Cup championship, although it could be a positive as they won't have to face the Sharks again. This team has lost to the Skunks and the Sharks now so I have no choice but to put them third. With them currently losing the tiebreaker to the Skunks, they fall to fourth in the official standings. It doesn't get any easier as GIRTH comes to town this week with Achane on bye. The Beer Wolves have a true gauntlet of a remaining schedule that could test their ability to win a championship before the playoffs even start. Sleeper currently has them as 14 point dogs in Week 12.

2.Shit Eating Skunks (📈+1)

No Taylor, no problem in week 11 for the Skunks. The Skunks punched their ticket to the Mickey Mouse Cup Championship against the Sharks. Well, it is an uphill battle for the Skunks, but if they were to win, it would be the biggest win in franchise history so far. The Skunks get Taylor back this week, so anything is possible. They have likely done enough to secure a playoff spot with seven wins and a matchup with a BYE ridden Orcas in week 14, but an extra win would surely get them in. Right now, the Skunks are flying high.

1.Zark's Sharks (—)

The Sharks pounce on the Beer Wolves, and make their way to the Mickey Mouse Cup championship. Everything is going right for the sharks right now. They are peaking at the perfect time. The Sharks are even closing in on the scoring title, which would be their third straight. Winning the Mickey Mouse cup would mean finally taking over the number one seed, and likely securing their place as a BYE team. Sleeper has them as a 25 point favorite against the Skunks. Zach has to be happy with the performance he has seen from this team so far and will look to continue it in the cup championship and in the playoffs.